Dill pickle coins, battered and deep-fried. Side of chipotle ranch sauce. The flavor is over 9000!
Tater tots covered in shredded cheddar cheese, pulled pork, bacon, jalapenos, black olives, pico de gallo, chives, and sour cream. Substitute fries or totilla chips. Fit for the King of All Cosmos himself!
Clock Shadow Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds hand-dipped and deep fried. Side of chipotle ranch. Gluten Free +$2.00
Salsa, guacamole and nacho cheese dips. Served with tortilla chips.
Tortilla chips topped with pulled chicken, nacho cheese, onions, pico de gallo, jalapenos, black olives, and blue cheese dressing. Just don't let Umbridge catch you...
Clock Shadow Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds, french fries, brown gravy. Add chicken, buffalo chicken, bacon, candied bacon, or fried egg, for additonal charge. Gluten Free +$1.00 Blame Canada!
Grilled chicken breast, thick-cut bacon, chipotle ranch, and avacado. Served with lettuce and tomato. The most difficult sandwich we have ever created. Behold, a masterpiece!
Cheddar, American, and pepper jack cheeses. Thick-cut bacon. Side of Srirachca ketchup. Pulled pork +$2.00. Go Ultra (lettuce, tomato, fried egg, avocado) +$3.00 "The night is dark and full of Creepers..."
In-house ground pork sausage patty, pulled pork, thin-sliced ham, bacon, and cheddar cheese. Our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnt stop to think if they should.
Pulled pork, cheddar cheese, carmelized onions, thick-cut bacon, homemade root beer BBQ sauce. "See you, Space Cowboy..."
In-house ground pork sausage patty, fried egg, candied bacon, American cheese, raw onions, green and red peppers. Side of Sriracha ketchup. #IDARB
Your answer to life, the universe, and burgers. In-house ground beef, thick-cut candied bacon, cheddar cheese, topped with homemade root beer BBQ sauce.
In-house ground beef, bacon, American cheese, carmelized onions, over-easy fried egg. Side of Sriracha ketchup. Did you know that "Cow and Chicken" was nominated for TWO Emmys ('96 and '98)?
In-house ground beef, candied bacon, jalapeno cream cheese spread. Kick Punch Chop Block!
In-house ground beef, garlic mushrooms, swiss cheese. *Note: No Goombas were stomped in the making of this burger. Probably...
In-house ground beef, pulled buffalo chicken, pepperjack cheese, with your choice of blue cheese or ranch dressing. Along with Articuno and Zapdos, it is one of the three Legendary birds of Kanto.
In-house ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, awesome. "Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius" -Matthew McConaughey
Pasta tossed in a creamy cheese sauce topped with green onions. Chicken +$2.50. *Gluten free pasta +$1.00 (GF cooked to order, will result in a longer wait time) RwlRwlRwlRwl!
Wark! Wark! Smothered in your choice of sauce served with a side of french fries or tater tots and a side of garlic toast. (GF no toast)
Six gluten free chicken tenders served with your choice of dipping sauce and a side of french fries and a side of garlic toast. (GF no toast) *May or may not be made from race losers at the Golden Saucer
Homemade lasagne with a side of garlic toast. Always Gluten Free. Yes, it has meat. No, it isn't available on Monday. I hate Mondays. (GF no toast)
Beer-battered cod with a side of fries. Maybe we should have called it "Fish and Cheeps?"
Sausage, raw onion, mushroom. "It's a-me, Mario!"
Sausage, pepperoni, bacon. "Jee panway uba stell."
Two toppings included in price. Additional meats $2ea: Chicken, Buffalo Chicken, Pepperoni, Pulled Pork, Bacon, Candied Bacon, Ham, Sausage. Additional non-meats $1ea: Raw Onions, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Basil, Red Peppers, Green Peppers, Green Olives, Black Olives, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Tater Tors, Artichokes, Spinach, Extra Cheese.
Chicken bacon, artichoke, ranch. Chokey Chicken is a favorite restaurant chain of Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt.
Chopped romane, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons, asiago cheese. *GF no croutons. Add grilled chicken $2.50 Augustus Caesar will normally focus on a scientific victory. However, he may try for another victory condition under certain circumstances.
Breaded chicken tenders (GF), diced bacon, spinach, spring mix, tomatoes and cheddar cheese. Ranch dressing.
Spring mix, Romane lettuce, tomato wedges, cucumber slices, croutons, cheddar cheese, and onions. *GF no croutons. Add grilled chicken $2.50 "+1 to underwater basket weaving!" ... where is this campaign headed, anyway?
Spinach and romaine lettuce, tomato wedges, chopped peppers, mushrooms, avacado, and grilled zucchini. Grilled chicken +$2.50
Deep-fried doughnuts rolled in cinnamon and sugar served with a side of caramel dipping sauce. Add a scoop of ice cream for $1.50. Witness the power of this fully operational baked good.
Creamy cheesecake on the inside, gluten free graham cracker & pretzel on the outside drizzled with carmel and seasonal fruit compote. Beware of burglars.
Gluten free Ghirardelli chocolate brownie, served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, drizzled in carmel.
Three warm chocolate chip cookies and a scoop of ice cream drizzled with caramel. "...cookie...? Cookie?!... COOKIE!! COOKIE!! COOKIE!! COOKIE!!
Cinnamon and sugar covered tortilla chips, with a pumpkin whipped cream dip. Feeling Salty? Ask for fries instead. First appearance: Amazing Spider-Man #17.