Dill pickle coins, battered and deep-fried. Side of chipotle ranch. The flavor is over 9000!
Tater tots covered in nacho cheese, pulled pork, bacon, jalapenos, black olives, pico de gallo, chives and sour cream. Fit for the King of All Cosmos himself!
Clock Shadow Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds hand-dipped and deep-fried. Side of chipotle ranch. Gluten Free +$2.50
Tortilla chips topped with pulled buffalo chicken, nacho cheese, onions, pico de gallo, jalapenos, black olives, and blue cheese dressing. Just don’t let Umbridge catch you...
Three-cheese quesadilla paired with pico de gallo. Add chicken, buffalo chicken, bacon, or pulled pork, for additional charge. Guacamole +$2.00. According to Twin Galaxies, Davide Bagenski, of Syracuse, NY, USA, scored a world record in “Discs of Tron” of 418.200 points on June 28, 1986.
Fresh corn tortilla chips with your choice of dip: Salsa (+$.50), Nacho Cheese (+$1.00), or Guacamole (+$2.00)
Clock Shadow Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds, french fries, brown gravy. Add chicken, buffalo chicken, bacon, candied bacon, pulled pork, or fried egg, for additional charge. Gluten Free +$1.00 Blame Canada!
Your answer to life, the universe, and burgers. Black Angus beef, thick-cut candied bacon, cheddar cheese, topped with homemade Root Beer BBQ sauce.
Black Angus beef, bacon, American cheese, caramelized onions, over-easy fried egg. Side of Sriracha ketchup. Did you know that “Cow and Chicken” was nominated for TWO Emmy’s (‘96 and ‘98)?
Grilled chicken breast, thick-cut bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato. Served with a side of chipotle ranch. The most difficult sandwich we have ever created. Behold, a masterpiece!
Black Angus beef, candied bacon, jalapeno cream cheese spread. Kick Punch Chop Block!
Cheddar, American, and pepper jack cheeses. Thick-cut bacon. Side of Sriracha ketchup. Pulled pork +$2.00. Go Ultra (Lettuce, tomato, fried egg, avocado) +$3.00 “The night is dark and full of Creepers...”
Pulled pork, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, thick-cut bacon, homemade Root Beer BBQ sauce. “See you, Space Cowboy…”
Black Angus beef, pulled buffalo chicken, pepper jack cheese, with your choice of blue cheese or ranch dressing. Along with Articuno and Zapdos, it is one of the three Legendary birds of Kanto.
Black Angus beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, awesome. “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.” -Matthew McConaughey
Patty melt of Black Angus beef, mushrooms, swiss, red onions, thousand island dressing. Served on rye bread. *Please note: Goombas were harmed in the making of this burger.
Black bean patty, gouda cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomato, with a side of Sriracha mayo. “Patience! For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat. Eat. Hot. Good food, hmm? Good, hmm?”
Pasta tossed in a creamy cheese sauce topped with green onions. Chicken +$2.50 *Gluten free pasta +$1.00 (GF cooked to order, will result in a longer wait time) RwlRwlRwlRwl!
Wark! Wark! Smothered in your choice of sauce. Make it a meal with french fries or tater tots for +$3.50.
Six gluten free chicken tenders served with your choice of dipping sauce, a side of french fries and a side of garlic toast (GF no toast). *May or may not be made from race losers at the Golden Saucer.
Beer-battered cod with a side of fries. Maybe we should have called it “Fish and Cheeps?”
Sausage, raw onion, mushroom. “It’s a-me, Mario!”
Sausage, pepperoni, bacon. "Jee panway uba stell."
Two toppings included in price. Additional meats $2ea: Chicken, Buffalo Chicken, Pepperoni, Pulled Pork, Bacon, Candied Bacon, Ham, Sausage. Additional non-meats $1ea: Raw Onions, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Red Peppers, Green Peppers, Green Olives, Black Olives, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Tater Tors, Artichokes, Spinach, Extra Cheese.
Chicken, bacon, artichoke, ranch. Chokey Chicken is a favorite restaurant chain of Rocko, Heffer and Filburt.
Chopped romaine, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons, asiago cheese. *GF no croutons. Add grilled chicken +$2.50 Augustus Caesar will normally focus on a scientific victory. However, he may try for another victory condition under certain circumstances.
Breaded chicken tenders (GF), diced bacon, spinach, spring mix, tomatoes and cheddar cheese. Ranch dressing.
Spring mix, romaine lettuce, tomato wedges, cucumber slices, croutons, cheddar cheese and onions. *GF no croutons. Grilled chicken +$2.50 “+1 to underwater basket weaving! “...where is the campaign headed, anyway?”
Deep-fried doughnuts rolled in cinnamon and sugar served with a side of caramel dipping sauce. Scoop of ice cream +$1.50. Witness the power of this fully operational baked good…
Creamy cheesecake on the inside, gluten free graham cracker and pretzel on the outside. Drizzled caramel, and seasonal fruit compote. Beware of burglars.
Gluten free Ghirardelli chocolate brownie, served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and drizzled in caramel.
Three warm chocolate chip cookies, and a scoop of ice cream, drizzled with caramel. “…cookie…? Cookie?!... COOKIE!! COOKIE!! COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!”
Decadent chocolate cake, with a dollop of whipped topping. If I told you this was fudge, you wouldn’t call me a liar.